Many unfortunate men have developed GYNOPHOBIA, which is fear of women, or fear of approaching women, it is a spreading disease, certainly like all other phobias, it occurs in both diluted and severe symptoms.
The modern day independent woman has transformed much of her demeanour to suit our current dog eats dog world, and hence, she has gained a new set of vicious mannerisms to enable her to survive, or even get ahead in life, however, this new persona frighten the living crap out of men, and restrains them from approaching this new breed of women, a phobia of courting, wooing has come to surface.
The modern day independent woman has transformed much of her demeanour to suit our current dog eats dog world, and hence, she has gained a new set of vicious mannerisms to enable her to survive, or even get ahead in life, however, this new persona frighten the living crap out of men, and restrains them from approaching this new breed of women, a phobia of courting, wooing has come to surface.
And with TV shows such as Sex and the City, these woman have also formed unrealistic expectations from these frightened potential mating partners, women’s first reaction to these advances is brutal rejection, not realizing what damaging lasting effects this experience leaves on men, women don’t seem to realize what kind of effort and courage men must gather before approaching a woman for a meet and greet session, yet these women seem to take pleasure in being ruthless in torturing these shaky feeble men. And the side effect to this new sadist behaviour is an alarming increase in numbers of single people in both genders. Therefore, I present this rejuvenation program of the Casanova Gene, if men are taught to be more courageous and put on a “Mr. Big” attitude; it’s a win-win for both genders.
Men are not aware that each and every single one of them has inherited the genes that made great luring men such as Casanova, Don Juan Du Marco, امرؤ القيس and many others so charismatic and enticing, one golden rule all these captivating men utilized, is to dig into women’s deepest desires, (mostly nonsexual) shedding away all the shields that deflect superficial advances, any advance made must provoke something beyond that interaction itself. Therefore, we will study how to go beyond these new mannerisms and take control once again.
Since the dawn of humanity, men have always been natural hunters, we have all the required hunting skills encoded in our chromosomes, however, modern life has transformed us to office furniture, and men drifted so distantly apart from their natural instincts. According to the use or loose theory, once we stopped using those skills we thought that we lost them for ever, and ever since then, men have become fearful species, lost most abilities to survive and grew accustomed to repressing our natural responses, be it being screamed at by the boss, shaking our heads when somebody jumps the queue, or cowering away after an unladylike courting rejection.
All what we need to do to awaken these repressed abilities is some practice along with accurate guidelines, and that is what will be demonstrated to you now, you will learn how to become the greatest Casanova of your time. You will be lead step by step to regain all the powers and skills you once possessed, we will bring out the hunter in you.
This will be a safari or warfare, and in order to win and defeat your opponent, one must have a flawless strategy, this strategy like any other war strategy, must have:
1-Weapons
2-Tactical Manoeuvres
3-Battlefield
We will try to discuss and explain each category in a detailed manner to make our gender courageous lovers once again.
Weapons
We are going hunting, so pack your tool bags and prepare for a safari, warriors going to war need the proper weapons to win, and one must be armed to the teeth and expect the worst from such malicious species, a 50 kilogram female can scar a 100 kilogram man for life. So keep your guard up. The main idea behind all of these weapons is to break the ice, and eliminate the "Stranger" barrier to start a conversation with the prey. Feel free to add any weapon you see fit:
1-Get a puppy, if you're broke and can't afford a Ferrari, this is the best chick magnet ever. Women have an irresistible urge for cute little animals. Utilize and provoke the Motherhood instinct, women’s eyes were most dilated when shown pictures of babies. Can you guess what made men dilate the most?
Note: "If you can get your hands on a baby Panda please report back to base."
2-Get a sleek motorcycle Helmet, not surprisingly it grabs a lot of attention, most girls fall for the bad-boy look, just park your scooter behind the building.
3-Get any remote-control toy, it highlights the inner child in your personality, all you need to do is to run your target over, go up to her after she breaks it and apologize, and start chitchatting. Don’t get worked up about the toy, instead make a little boy sad face, and her emotions will flow to ease your sorrow.
4-Take any martial art class; not to learn how to kick and punch, instead, to learn the art of falling down. Beautiful static men are admired from afar, just like precious paintings and trophies locked-up in a glass closet; whereas for the mediocre painting that wobbles or falls; many will come along and consign it back in place, and once they do, they will always take a closer look and reflect on its unseen beauty, its imperfections, the imperfections of others make us appreciate our own imperfections and find endless beauty within these flaws. Therefore, start falling around the ladies my friend, sympathy is the best ice breaker.
5-Borrow the cutest nephew/niece and go for walk. It sounds mean I know, but ugly kids are only cute in their Parents’ eyes. This will highlight your paternal readiness; it will showcase your nesting eagerness and ability to care for an offspring.
6-For the love of god hit the gym, no need to become a model, but you need to be fit to run after your prey. Physical attraction is deeply rooted in our brain for healthy genes and ability to provide.
Tactical Manoeuvres
These are the methods that teach you how to handle your prey, please pay exceptional attention to these tactics and practice until they become habitual.
1-Eye ONE target and focus on it, study her moves, lions are never distracted by the rest of the running herd, no matter what comes in your way, run only after what you have eyed. If you want all, you loose all
P.S Only, and I repeat only if there is a much closer helpless prey that LITERALLY falls in your lap, you are allowed to change targets.
2-Eye the weak prey; since they can't run fast, translation, the ones who are not experienced in the field, you must develop an eye for such prays. Weak does not mean ugly, weak means not flashy, unconfident, bored, not accustomed to this new dog eats dog world.
3-Never aim at the leader of the herd, she is a beautiful strong confident woman, with a thorny personality, razor-sharp reactions, who perfected the Art of Verbal War, she loves the attention, seen it all, and heard it all. Only the very advanced hunters dare to approach her, and I should state that each and every one of them has battle scars from such brutal combats.
4-Take your time, never attack at first sight, wait for the closest distance to strike, translation, never ask bluntly for a date, and do not show fear or hesitation, and most importantly desperation. For instance, in the case of a puppy, after a prolonged friendly chat, ask if she would like to adopt a puppy herself, because a friend of yours has a bunch of them and wants to get rid of them "That heartless bastard"
5-Do not under any circumstances talk about yourself if not asked, keep asking intelligent relevant questions about her, dig deep into her vanity, humans love to hear themselves talk, if she asks back, resist your own vanity, it is always a good sign, just do not start meaningless stories about how you cut your toe nails, we know all about your creepy routines, so shut your hole and ask another question.
6-Be who you are, don’t hide behind masks, only Oscar wining performers are truly convincing of being someone else, hence the Oscar. So don’t beat up yourself trying. If you are dumb and not well read, be brave about it, turn the tables around, make fun of the matter, and have her suggest a few books and admit that will not attempt to read them.
Battlefield
The setting is the most crucial factor, if not chosen properly; catastrophic events are destined to follow. Many underestimate the importance of the setting, sometimes a girl is eager to have you approach her, but because you chose the wrong setting, you were ruthlessly rejected. For instance, if you approach a girl on a family dinner table, you must be retarded, and you should report back to base to have your head checked.
Essential characteristics of the setting :
1-Privacy
Make sure it is a one on one chat; it is a more controlled contained environment, so when things get violent, chances of having a dramatic public humiliating scene is minimal. Even if you are the smoothest talker, stay away from crowds, they are stronger together, they will gang-up on you, separate and attack, I have witnessed many of the best hunters chewed apart by a crowd and thrown back egoless to their tables. Intimacy in the setting promotes the proper vibes needed to un-shield her armor and brings all her focus on you.
2- Frequency
The setting is preferably a place where you frequently see your prey, so she grows accustomed to your face and eliminate the "Stranger" factor. So you become the guy with the funny tie or the guy who keeps falling down the stairs, or the guy with cute Panda.
3- Security
Make sure that the woman feels safe and secure in the setting, and you are of no threat to her wellbeing. Do not wait for her in dark alleys; do not climb to her bedroom window and start a conversation in the middle of the night, just stay away from freaky places, you freak.
Examples of perfect settings
1-Banks, offices, clinics, hospitals, Schools; any setting that falls into this category is considered to be among the ultimate settings, it holds all of the essential characteristics.
2-Weddings are wonderland for advanced hunters, but awfully dangerous grounds for beginners, because the prey is among her protective herd. Alertness is compulsory.
P.S read the invitation card carefully, you can’t bring weapons here: it reads no kids and no Pandas.
3-Nightclubs, NOT one of the most effective in Dubai, but works every now and then. Somehow all the women are there to dance with their girlfriends, yet none of them is actually dancing, and Dubaian preys like to be caught in dignified places. Don't ask me, I'm still looking for a hip library!
4-Counters and Bars of all kinds, the man who invented the counter is a genius that must be honored with Noble prize for Social Affairs, all you need to do is stand next to her order something and say "HI".
5-Coffee shops, the tinier the coffee shop the better it is, it gets you closer to your pray, with minute traveling distance, you might even not have to leave your chair, perfect scenario for you fatso.
6-Parks and streets. But please make sure that you're not the guy in the car beeping and winking. Get on your feet and kidnap your nephew, put him in a stroller, pinch him and ask her for help.
7-The gym, ask for anything, a spot, a turn on her machine, protein shakes, any relevant topic, but not for her to feel your biceps, and don't let her catch you staring when she is doing the leg extension exercise, difficult I know, but it makes you look like a pervert.
8-Pools and beaches, best of the best settings, it is the closest environment to our natural habitat. Most women are insecure about their bodies, so you catch them when their guard is down. Less attitude, less brutality, rejection rate is at its lowest levels. Just don’t wear a speedo nor a below the knee boxing trunks.
9-Diet centers, as mentioned above, the best places are where they are least confident and out of their comfort zone, perfect place for those who like the voluptuous.
Please do not be discouraged if any of the previously mentioned guidelines were not instantly effective, because you might be more comfortable with one more than the other, so keep trying until you perfect a routine, remember, practice makes perfect, so get your butt out there and have some ladies slap you around.
Note: All of the above mentioned is worthless if you're filthy rich. Enjoy the cash and the women, bastard.
-El Asad-
Men are not aware that each and every single one of them has inherited the genes that made great luring men such as Casanova, Don Juan Du Marco, امرؤ القيس and many others so charismatic and enticing, one golden rule all these captivating men utilized, is to dig into women’s deepest desires, (mostly nonsexual) shedding away all the shields that deflect superficial advances, any advance made must provoke something beyond that interaction itself. Therefore, we will study how to go beyond these new mannerisms and take control once again.
Since the dawn of humanity, men have always been natural hunters, we have all the required hunting skills encoded in our chromosomes, however, modern life has transformed us to office furniture, and men drifted so distantly apart from their natural instincts. According to the use or loose theory, once we stopped using those skills we thought that we lost them for ever, and ever since then, men have become fearful species, lost most abilities to survive and grew accustomed to repressing our natural responses, be it being screamed at by the boss, shaking our heads when somebody jumps the queue, or cowering away after an unladylike courting rejection.
All what we need to do to awaken these repressed abilities is some practice along with accurate guidelines, and that is what will be demonstrated to you now, you will learn how to become the greatest Casanova of your time. You will be lead step by step to regain all the powers and skills you once possessed, we will bring out the hunter in you.
This will be a safari or warfare, and in order to win and defeat your opponent, one must have a flawless strategy, this strategy like any other war strategy, must have:
1-Weapons
2-Tactical Manoeuvres
3-Battlefield
We will try to discuss and explain each category in a detailed manner to make our gender courageous lovers once again.
Weapons
We are going hunting, so pack your tool bags and prepare for a safari, warriors going to war need the proper weapons to win, and one must be armed to the teeth and expect the worst from such malicious species, a 50 kilogram female can scar a 100 kilogram man for life. So keep your guard up. The main idea behind all of these weapons is to break the ice, and eliminate the "Stranger" barrier to start a conversation with the prey. Feel free to add any weapon you see fit:
1-Get a puppy, if you're broke and can't afford a Ferrari, this is the best chick magnet ever. Women have an irresistible urge for cute little animals. Utilize and provoke the Motherhood instinct, women’s eyes were most dilated when shown pictures of babies. Can you guess what made men dilate the most?
Note: "If you can get your hands on a baby Panda please report back to base."
2-Get a sleek motorcycle Helmet, not surprisingly it grabs a lot of attention, most girls fall for the bad-boy look, just park your scooter behind the building.
3-Get any remote-control toy, it highlights the inner child in your personality, all you need to do is to run your target over, go up to her after she breaks it and apologize, and start chitchatting. Don’t get worked up about the toy, instead make a little boy sad face, and her emotions will flow to ease your sorrow.
4-Take any martial art class; not to learn how to kick and punch, instead, to learn the art of falling down. Beautiful static men are admired from afar, just like precious paintings and trophies locked-up in a glass closet; whereas for the mediocre painting that wobbles or falls; many will come along and consign it back in place, and once they do, they will always take a closer look and reflect on its unseen beauty, its imperfections, the imperfections of others make us appreciate our own imperfections and find endless beauty within these flaws. Therefore, start falling around the ladies my friend, sympathy is the best ice breaker.
5-Borrow the cutest nephew/niece and go for walk. It sounds mean I know, but ugly kids are only cute in their Parents’ eyes. This will highlight your paternal readiness; it will showcase your nesting eagerness and ability to care for an offspring.
6-For the love of god hit the gym, no need to become a model, but you need to be fit to run after your prey. Physical attraction is deeply rooted in our brain for healthy genes and ability to provide.
Tactical Manoeuvres
These are the methods that teach you how to handle your prey, please pay exceptional attention to these tactics and practice until they become habitual.
1-Eye ONE target and focus on it, study her moves, lions are never distracted by the rest of the running herd, no matter what comes in your way, run only after what you have eyed. If you want all, you loose all
P.S Only, and I repeat only if there is a much closer helpless prey that LITERALLY falls in your lap, you are allowed to change targets.
2-Eye the weak prey; since they can't run fast, translation, the ones who are not experienced in the field, you must develop an eye for such prays. Weak does not mean ugly, weak means not flashy, unconfident, bored, not accustomed to this new dog eats dog world.
3-Never aim at the leader of the herd, she is a beautiful strong confident woman, with a thorny personality, razor-sharp reactions, who perfected the Art of Verbal War, she loves the attention, seen it all, and heard it all. Only the very advanced hunters dare to approach her, and I should state that each and every one of them has battle scars from such brutal combats.
4-Take your time, never attack at first sight, wait for the closest distance to strike, translation, never ask bluntly for a date, and do not show fear or hesitation, and most importantly desperation. For instance, in the case of a puppy, after a prolonged friendly chat, ask if she would like to adopt a puppy herself, because a friend of yours has a bunch of them and wants to get rid of them "That heartless bastard"
5-Do not under any circumstances talk about yourself if not asked, keep asking intelligent relevant questions about her, dig deep into her vanity, humans love to hear themselves talk, if she asks back, resist your own vanity, it is always a good sign, just do not start meaningless stories about how you cut your toe nails, we know all about your creepy routines, so shut your hole and ask another question.
6-Be who you are, don’t hide behind masks, only Oscar wining performers are truly convincing of being someone else, hence the Oscar. So don’t beat up yourself trying. If you are dumb and not well read, be brave about it, turn the tables around, make fun of the matter, and have her suggest a few books and admit that will not attempt to read them.
Battlefield
The setting is the most crucial factor, if not chosen properly; catastrophic events are destined to follow. Many underestimate the importance of the setting, sometimes a girl is eager to have you approach her, but because you chose the wrong setting, you were ruthlessly rejected. For instance, if you approach a girl on a family dinner table, you must be retarded, and you should report back to base to have your head checked.
Essential characteristics of the setting :
1-Privacy
Make sure it is a one on one chat; it is a more controlled contained environment, so when things get violent, chances of having a dramatic public humiliating scene is minimal. Even if you are the smoothest talker, stay away from crowds, they are stronger together, they will gang-up on you, separate and attack, I have witnessed many of the best hunters chewed apart by a crowd and thrown back egoless to their tables. Intimacy in the setting promotes the proper vibes needed to un-shield her armor and brings all her focus on you.
2- Frequency
The setting is preferably a place where you frequently see your prey, so she grows accustomed to your face and eliminate the "Stranger" factor. So you become the guy with the funny tie or the guy who keeps falling down the stairs, or the guy with cute Panda.
3- Security
Make sure that the woman feels safe and secure in the setting, and you are of no threat to her wellbeing. Do not wait for her in dark alleys; do not climb to her bedroom window and start a conversation in the middle of the night, just stay away from freaky places, you freak.
Examples of perfect settings
1-Banks, offices, clinics, hospitals, Schools; any setting that falls into this category is considered to be among the ultimate settings, it holds all of the essential characteristics.
2-Weddings are wonderland for advanced hunters, but awfully dangerous grounds for beginners, because the prey is among her protective herd. Alertness is compulsory.
P.S read the invitation card carefully, you can’t bring weapons here: it reads no kids and no Pandas.
3-Nightclubs, NOT one of the most effective in Dubai, but works every now and then. Somehow all the women are there to dance with their girlfriends, yet none of them is actually dancing, and Dubaian preys like to be caught in dignified places. Don't ask me, I'm still looking for a hip library!
4-Counters and Bars of all kinds, the man who invented the counter is a genius that must be honored with Noble prize for Social Affairs, all you need to do is stand next to her order something and say "HI".
5-Coffee shops, the tinier the coffee shop the better it is, it gets you closer to your pray, with minute traveling distance, you might even not have to leave your chair, perfect scenario for you fatso.
6-Parks and streets. But please make sure that you're not the guy in the car beeping and winking. Get on your feet and kidnap your nephew, put him in a stroller, pinch him and ask her for help.
7-The gym, ask for anything, a spot, a turn on her machine, protein shakes, any relevant topic, but not for her to feel your biceps, and don't let her catch you staring when she is doing the leg extension exercise, difficult I know, but it makes you look like a pervert.
8-Pools and beaches, best of the best settings, it is the closest environment to our natural habitat. Most women are insecure about their bodies, so you catch them when their guard is down. Less attitude, less brutality, rejection rate is at its lowest levels. Just don’t wear a speedo nor a below the knee boxing trunks.
9-Diet centers, as mentioned above, the best places are where they are least confident and out of their comfort zone, perfect place for those who like the voluptuous.
Please do not be discouraged if any of the previously mentioned guidelines were not instantly effective, because you might be more comfortable with one more than the other, so keep trying until you perfect a routine, remember, practice makes perfect, so get your butt out there and have some ladies slap you around.
Note: All of the above mentioned is worthless if you're filthy rich. Enjoy the cash and the women, bastard.
-El Asad-
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